Columnists The broth my brother made and Kampala’s renaissance men See, me I do not know how to care for humans. My speciality is to care for things, for places. And I accept my... Ian OrtegaJuly 11, 2025
Ian Ortega A whole new breed of KLA girlies The KCW is always taking language classes. She has had something signed up at Alliance, but then her schedule did not make it.... Ian OrtegaJune 28, 2025
Ian Ortega Forget land, buy a car… NOW! Many years ago, I used to think that a car was nothing but a mere luxury. I supported the ‘buy land first’ team. Now... Ian OrtegaJanuary 2, 2023
Ian Ortega 2022: The year of Range Rovers, potholes and tweeting Generals The other gender went big. It started speaking in terms of Range Rovers…and… For the first time in history, we had a pothole for... Ian OrtegaDecember 30, 2022
Columnists Behold, Christ is born in Kampala, Uganda These are new tricks by the NUP… Holiday time: Christmas season is upon us and if you are a good Christian, you know that... Ian OrtegaDecember 23, 2022
Columnists You know it is a muSummer when… The most dramatic is their exit… always sneaking out Summer time: The festive season is here and the baSummer are upon us. Our great... sqoopadminDecember 16, 2022
Columnists Millennials have expired, welcome Gen Zs For the zoomers, it is either a big Yes or a big No… #Takeover: Everyone has been obsessing about millennials, complaining about their unpredictability,... Ian OrtegaDecember 9, 2022
Columnists This December must December but watch out for… This December, save us from the sirens… Spoilers: Following in the footsteps of our great princess, this December must December at all costs. But... Ian OrtegaDecember 2, 2022
Columnists Different Ugandans on Friday night out The Kulumya crew snaps every moment Party People: Ugandans are cut from a different cloth on a night out. They appear in all shapes... Ian OrtegaNovember 25, 2022
Columnists Weddings: Speed controle, please! Why on earth do people do wedding launches? Zero chills: There are few lines one must cross cautiously, weddings in Uganda is one of... Ian OrtegaNovember 18, 2022
Columnists Of customer service in Uganda Hold tight! The battle is not for the weak… Flactuations: I have moved across Uganda, been to Arua, Kabale, Gulu, back to Jinja, Mbale,... Ian OrtegaNovember 11, 2022
Ian Ortega The Ugandan alphabet A-Z: One of the problems of Uganda’s education system is that it has always been detached from the local context. It lacksthe ability to... Ian OrtegaOctober 28, 2022
Ian Ortega Adulting in Uganda Struggle: There are hard jobs, but nothing in the world ever prepares one for adulting in Uganda. It is the hardest job in life.... Ian OrtegaOctober 21, 2022
Ian Ortega Of Subaru drivers, Bulabira Road dwellers and Team Actually Sold souls: Subaru has conjured certain images and expectations in people’s minds. It has become the symbol of a millennial at that point of... Ian OrtegaOctober 14, 2022
Columnists Ugandans who think they have made it in life A visa machine to tip a toilet attendant? Attention: It is two weeks to the Nairobi Revolution. Unlike previous revolutions, ours will no’t be... Ian OrtegaOctober 7, 2022